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2011 Fall - 46 wins (1st in Division) & Sportsmanship!

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2010 Fall - 33 wins

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2010 Spring - 41 wins - tied for second and won playoffs. Lost Sat morning at the cities

2009 Fall - 32 wins - Last place but we got the Wild Card and were in the division playoff

2009 Summer - 31 wins - Last place but got the Wild Card and advanced to division playoff

2009 Spring - 43 wins & First Place in division - auto advanced to Cities and made it until Saturday night

2008 Fall - 46 wins & won division playoffs - advanced to second chance tournament

2008 Summer - 44 wins & lost in division playoff final

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Monday, November 23, 2009

Happy Birthday Captain


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8 Balls the Game - Cheap Wins the Name

No plaques or tee-shirts will we get
We just had fun and shot like shit

To dreaded playoffs we must go
Then disappear like late spring snow

Bill was happy on the last match night
He knew "the cities" were not in sight

Captain Mike shot the best
But could he carry all the rest

He coached us well at time-outs called
And bit his lip when we hit the ball

It's all Brian's fault - from 4 to 5
He didn't care if we survived

Like driving balls from a tee
Kenny went down from 4 to 3

Mike slowed Kenny's stroke - what a change
With balls left at pockets, he'd found the range

Tom played the perfect "cheap wins" match
His opponent made two 8's and scratched

Winner Tom shook his hand
And said "Great match, what fun you had"

Ex-captain Alan started slow
Lost four matches in a row

Then his plan began to hatch
With ugly win in long fifth match

Shooting trash and balls fell in
Unashamed he took his wins

Richard was our poster child
All Relaxed and wearing smiles

If we would copy his routine
We should change our name to "Happy Team"

AJ did like accountants do
When Tax time has them all askew

Win a few and get some back
Lose a few and pay some tax

Finally at the end of play
A three-way tie made our day

Sometime later by e-mail learned
We'd won first place and cities earned

Our opponents swore and screamed unfair
That "Cheap Wins" team had beat them there

We deserve the Cities we played our game
Bill did his part - Cheap Wins our name

by T.C. (choke) Guerrant